Unitarian behavior process and covenant

http://tinyurl.com/2btzog <- Google Search This is so boring. "Right Behavior" for example: http://tinyurl.com/2azqdv <- Emerson UU What has happened? Suddenly we can't cope with bizarre behavior anymore? We going to beat up on people because their craziness disturbs us? Like a leading promoter of Right Behavior says... this has always been with us. Ok... lets see a list of "Wrong Behavior"...

• Dribbling pea soup when you eat.
• talking too much
• Smelling of wine when you come to church
• Smelling when you come to church
• wearing a hat in church (my fav because I'm guilty, no complaints but constant questions)
• wearing the wrong kind of hat
• not wearing a hat
• women wearing sweat pants instead of nice dresses. That just disturbs some people no end. Really.
• Blue jeans?
• Wearing flag pins?
• Not wearing flag pins?
• Not standing at the right time?

I'm tempted to say "what a bunch of panty waist bullsh!t", but that would definitely be bad behavior. Oops. Polish The Pitchforks, Please.